Hi, this is going to be a page about my favorite Twitch streamer, DeadBlossomJesse! I'm still building this page, so don't slip and fall!!! :p
Go watch Twitch user DeadBlossomJesse's streams if you want to know what this page will be about.

Under construction!!!!

But you can look if you want to........

My favorite DBJ clips

This page is going to be first and foremost MY stupid DBJ content playground because I am so FUCKING SICK of the interface on twitch. it just gets worse and worse man. I am hoping to fucking uhhh embed these clips?? so I can just scroll through and get to them, instead of what I've been doing which is, scrolling for 20m looking for the one single clip title I know to be the one I'm looking for, which is just around the time when whoever I'm trying to show the clip to begins to lose interest I REFUSE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!! ~~go my embeds. please dont fuck up, amen~~ Wow, can you believe you need to do API authorization to embed Twitch clips?? I GUESS I'M NOT DOING THAT. GO MY LIST OF TEXT-BASED LINKS TO TWITCH TT___TT WHICH HAD BETTER WORK

GOATed Laura Palmer Pull - Clip in which someone's sound alert of Laura Palmer's theme perfectly aligns with a creepy slowed-down Santa animatronic
Stand up then! - Future Week Jesse explains he is not Tingle and shows us that he is wearing. Well. it's a surprise
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Omg wait I can embed the youtube clips
Whatever I can't figure out how to get embed code for a short. I'll link them

Pomes by Jesse

These are some of my very favorite "pome"s done by the streamer DeadBlossomJesse/DBJ. What used to happen is when a new person followed their stream, they would cut away to a grassy montage with soothing music, and then, the default Microsoft TTS would read a slowly-scrolling Word document where the viewer (and new follower!!) could follow along with the poetry. Some may say, "THis is not a poem. This is something else. I don't know what it is, but it ISN'T a poem. And why are you spelling 'poem' like that? Aren't you 34 years old??" to which I will answer, "" I don't have to answer that. I'm done with this aside. They're frinking pomes.

pomes coming soon

All right, a list of other shit I need for this page:

~~Falling cherry blossom petals gif to overlay everything with~~
Some kind of painfully sincere midi or song
If I can figure out how to embed a youtube video I want to do it framed inside of one of those transparent TV set frames...
~~Hit counter?~~
A NICE section with NICE edits that I make
At what point should I tell the discord I've made this... never? Never sounds good... I"m fuckging SHY
I FOUND MY GIFS... OKAY I NEED A REDMODE DIV WITH A RED OVERLAY WHERE THEY CAN DANCE
Look for my favorite pomes and put them somewhere Nice :)